A Christmas Story Drinking Game

Here’s how to play:

• Drink whenever:

  • someone says, “Red Ryder BB gun.” 

  • someone says (or writes), “You’ll shoot your eye out.” 

  • you hear a dare. 

• Finish your beer when:

  • Ralphie gives Farkus a beating.

  • Ralphie shoots his eye out.

If you wanna kick things up a notch:

• Drink whenever:

  • the Bumpus Hounds are seen or mentioned.

  • Ralphie or his old man curse in gibberish.

  • Ralphie has a fantasy.

The winner is whoever falls over and can’t get back up just like Ralphie’s brother Randy!

Drink plenty of water, and always remember to viddy well responsibly!