Bitch, Are You For Real?!: A Look At Rudy Ray Moore's The Human Tornado
Long before we got The Human Centipede, Rudy Ray Moore gave us the hilarious sequel to Dolemite, The Human Tornado. The film is an unruly, ribald cyclone of satiric blaxploitation hilarity, full of cheesy karate action, campy thrills, proto-rap, and hilarious one-liners that only Rudy Ray Moore is capable of delivering. The sequel lacks a bit of the blissful looseness of its predecessor, but it manages to be a better film in every respect; without a doubt, it's the most essential of the Dolemite films.
After coming off a successful comedy tour, Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore) throws a get-together at his mansion. The party is quickly crashed by bigoted police officers, who find out that the Sheriff's wife is offering Dolemite money for sexual services. When the sheriff catches them red handed, he shoots and kills his wife and pins the murder on Dolemite, causing Dolemite and company to hightail it to California to hide out at Queen Bee's joint. Once there, they find out that the local mob boss has kidnapped two of Queen Bee's girls, forcing her to close her business to coerce her into working for him. In retaliation, Dolemite sets out on a mission to rescue Queen Bee and her girls, as well as teach his racist ass enemies a lesson, all while being relentless pursued by the sheriff.
The Human Tornado is a film that doesn't take itself too seriously and wants to have a good time. There are false notes and flat chords sprinkled throughout, but the film never pretends to be something it's not, and it definitely isn't afraid to embrace the weird, which adds a lot to its rough-edged charm.
Adorned with surrealist flourishes, instant replay footage, high speed karate fights, loads of hysterical over—and under—acting, and a scene where a character literally has sex so well that he causes the roof to collapse on his vanquished lover, The Human Tornado is definitely one of the most delightfully zany blaxploitation films produced in the 70s.
It also has one of the greatest lines of dialogue to ever grace cinema, which is:
The film gets off to a racing start, but loses its stamina in the middle before catching its second wind shortly thereafter, building to a fizzle with its very long and draining final showdown.
That said, it's so full of stupidity, madness, and moments like the dialogue delivery above that it's nearly impossible to detest. It’s wildly entertaining, even in its slowest and most dull moments. There are several points where you’ll find yourself wondering what the hell is going on, and you probably won't ever feel upset about it; its personality and charisma is all that it needs to get by.
The Human Tornado can quite easily fall off the rails, as there's not much to the plot— it's essentially just a Rudy Ray Moore vehicle. It's full of sequences that have a disconnected feel, functioning more like sketches than a conventional narrative. At times, it can kinda feel like a mashing of Soul Train and Def Comedy Jam that runs a bit extended, but the ride is nothing short of amusing.
Rudy Ray Moore is both amazing and awful. His performance is loud and stilted, but is 100% quality schlock. Moore's Dolemite has some serious rhyming skills too, and his incorporation of rhyme within his dialogue and delivery (example: "I slept with the man's wife. Now he wants to take my life.") has been cited as one of the earliest forms of hip-hop. The film is also peppered with some quirky side characters and villains that take dastardly villainy to never before seen heights of delicious absurdity (I'm looking at you, Sheriff).
In short, it's not the greatest film in the world, but I do think it is one of the great good bad films, and well worth the watch. Get geared up for the upcoming Netflix release, Dolemite Is My Name! Drop whatever you're doing, and get a little bananas; rent or buy The Human Tornado on iTunes right now!
Rating: 3.5 instant replays outta 5.
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