Contributor's Corner: One Night Only With Any Star

During the dawn of Viddy Well, we asked each interested contributor to fill out the same questionnaire. The questions spanned from grave to goofy, but the replies were nearly always unexpected. This week we'll take a look at the following question:

You can spend the night — however explicitly — with one film star or starlet. Who will it be and why? 

Jake Bottiglieri: 

Rooney Mara cause it would probably involve neurotic ramblings as we get undressed, several "false starts" where she "just needs a minute," a mid-coital argument about something I did at dinner that night, and more awkward cuddling than actual gratification -- all of which reflect most of my sexual encounters, so that's what I'm most comfortable with.

Kie Richardson:

I’m a pretty low-key person, but I still like to have a good time. Not get too crazy, but I’m down to get crazy adjacent. For some reason, I think hanging out with Jonah Hill would be a great fucking time. I’d fly out, we’d probably bake something up before heading out on the town (L.A), and then let the fuckery ensue. I'd love to be around him and get some jokes off while doing some unmentionable shit. I think it’d be a great story and a memorable night to tell my friends about. 

Dave Mcdermand: 

I'm going to be boring and say Monroe, but just because i think it would be funny to be hole brothers with JFK. The only downside of having a relationship with Marilyn would be getting the corpse smell of of me. (sorry about that one hehe)

Brenda Torres:

Jennifer Lawrence because I feel like we'd get along. We'd make it an old school sleepover where we watch movies, eat junk food, and goof off. I love seeing interviews with her! Can she be my friend?!

Anthony Cleveland:

I'd hangout with Elvira. We'd pass the night talking about horror movies, all while she makes me the butt of the jokes. I'd be fine with that.

Tanner Standridge:

Michelle Williams, duh. 

Aaron Haughton:

I'd probably have to go with Audrey Hepburn. I had an unhealthy obsession with her in my early 20s. I had a Hepburn calendar that I just tore the pictures out of and hung on the walls. I had a big B&W Breakfast At Tiffany's poster of her looking through the Tiffany's window with shades on holding a coffee and a danish. I even had a book that I had bought on her, which I mainly looked at for the pictures, but I read a bit too. To me, she sorta symbolized this other sexiness, a reserved one, one that was more innocent and pure, yet still foxy. She was basically the antithesis to Monroe. I would just like to get next to that for a night and talk -- I mean, I still try to have sex with her, but I wouldn't push it. I read in that book of mine that she wasn't too sexually active anyways. That may've been when I fell out of love with her.

What do you think? Who would you share the night with? We want to know. Share your thoughts and feelings in the comments section below, and as always, remember to viddy well!